1、咸魚(yú)翻身，還是咸魚(yú)。

Salted fish, or fish.

2、逃不掉的，才叫做宿命。

Can't escape, just called fate.

3、你人生的過(guò)客是神馬意思，這個(gè)姐永遠(yuǎn)不懂。

The passing of your life is god horse mean, this elder sister will never understand.

4、結(jié)婚的日子我已經(jīng)定好了，現(xiàn)在就差定新郎了。

I have decided to get married, and now I am ready for the groom.

5、我可以選擇退出，但是我不能退出選擇。

I can choose to quit, but I can't quit.

6、你也該學(xué)學(xué)人家騰訊、每次上線都喊我親愛(ài)的。

You also learn to learn the family Tencent, each on-line call my dear.

7、迅雷，你卸載得了幸福么？

Thunder, you have to uninstall the well-being of it?

8、看上了就去追啊，別管自己丑，沒(méi)準(zhǔn)他瞎呢。

Look to catch ah, it is ugly, maybe he is blind.

9、去做你害怕的事，害怕自然就會(huì)消失。

Do what you fear, and fear that the nature will disappear.

10、請(qǐng)自己的假，讓別人上班去吧。

Please make your own holiday. Let the other people go to work.

11、他們說(shuō)天使會(huì)愛(ài)上惡魔是因?yàn)橄嘞�相戀成�?ài)。

They said that the angel will love the devil because love love.

12、時(shí)間，是這個(gè)世界上最無(wú)情的東西。

Time is the most ruthless thing in the world.

13、先說(shuō)喜歡我能死��？別鬧，聽(tīng)話。

First said like I can die ah? Come on, listen.

14、姐抽的是煙，它傷肺，但不傷心。

Elder sister smoke is smoke, it hurt the lungs, but not sad.

15、我想你的時(shí)候我一定要找得到你？

When I think of you, I have to find you?

16、我在公交車(chē)顛倒眾生，你在私家車(chē)?yán)锬�默無(wú)聞。

I am in the bus to reverse all sentient beings, you are unknown in private cars.

17、沒(méi)有你牽手的冬天，我用熱水袋照樣活得精彩。

Without you in the hand of the winter, I still live with hot water bag.

18、來(lái)到這世上，我就沒(méi)打算活著回去。

Came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive.

19、我是個(gè)啞巴，平時(shí)說(shuō)話都是偽裝的。

I am a mute, usually speaking is disguised.

20、我和暑假分手了，因?yàn)殚_(kāi)學(xué)那賤人！

My summer vacation and broke up, because the school Bitch!

21、愛(ài)情就像男人的海綿體，注定堅(jiān)持不了太久！

Love is like a man destined to sponge, can not stand too long!

22、看什么看，沒(méi)看過(guò)中文��！

See what to see, did not see the Chinese ah!

23、輝煌的時(shí)刻誰(shuí)都有，別拿一刻當(dāng)永久！

Who has a glorious moment, not a moment when the permanent!

24、我想做你的小太陽(yáng)，要不溫暖你，要不曬死你。

I want to be your little sun, or to warm you, or to die you.

25、沒(méi)有誰(shuí)離不開(kāi)誰(shuí)，地球沒(méi)有誰(shuí)都一樣轉(zhuǎn)。

No one can not do without who, the earth is not the same as the earth.

26、相不相信？姐，一口鹽汽水噴死你。

Do not believe? Sister, a salt soda pop you.

27、有人說(shuō)，沒(méi)有面包的愛(ài)情會(huì)餓死的。

Some say love without bread would starve to death.

28、我保持了兩年的單身，只為等你單身。

I've been single for two years, just waiting for you to stay single.

29、比別人多一點(diǎn)執(zhí)著，你就會(huì)創(chuàng)造奇跡。

More than others, you will be a little more persistent, you will create a miracle.

30、我就是這么一個(gè)人，誰(shuí)對(duì)我好我就對(duì)誰(shuí)好。

I am such a person, who is good to me, I will be right.

31、只要目光筆直，不怕眼眶漲熱。

As long as the eyes are straight, not afraid of the eye socket.

32、你不是直率，是缺乏教養(yǎng)。

You are not straightforward, it is lack of education.

33、黃河遠(yuǎn)上白云間，一片孤城萬(wàn)仞山。

The Yellow River is far on the clouds, a lonely city maninsan.

34、讓青春叛逆地開(kāi)頭吧，它會(huì)笑著結(jié)尾的！

Let the beginning of the youth rebellion, it will laugh at the end of the!

35、踏破鐵鞋無(wú)覓處，前面的大娘請(qǐng)你讓路。

Difficult to find, in front of your aunt way.

36、人間正道是滄桑，活的不要太囂張。

Human right is the vicissitudes of life, live not too arrogant.

37、一個(gè)人害怕的事，往往是他應(yīng)該做的事。

A person afraid of things, is often the thing he should do.

38、趁我們還單純著，青春著，快樂(lè)的生活吧。

While we are still simple, youth, happy life.

39、從藍(lán)色校服到白色婚紗，得遇多少人渣。

From the blue to white dress uniforms, meet many scumbag.

40、紙上寫(xiě)滿(mǎn)你的名字，心里撐不下第二個(gè)人。

Your name is written on the paper, and the two one is in the heart.

41、你讓我生活在地獄，我就毀掉你的天堂。

You make me live in hell, I destroy your paradise.

42、如果考試能夠升級(jí)，我現(xiàn)在恐怕還是負(fù)一級(jí)。

If the examination can be upgraded, I am afraid I am still a negative.

43、拍腦袋決策，拍胸脯保證，拍走人。

Clap decision-making, ensure that each of the offerings, spank leave.

44、龍搖頭鳳擺尾，勞資做事不后悔。

Dragon head shake phoenix tail, labor do not regret.

45、我不能給你幸福，但可以給你舒服！

I can not give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

46、當(dāng)面一套背后一套，你以為你是胸罩。

Behind a set of face to face, you think you are a bra.

47、猶豫不決的女人，始終是人生最大的敗筆。

Shilly-shally woman, life is always the biggest flaw.

48、有錢(qián)千里來(lái)約會(huì)，沒(méi)錢(qián)對(duì)面不認(rèn)識(shí)。

Money a thousand miles to date, no money to do not know.

49、醫(yī)生，麻煩給我開(kāi)點(diǎn)后悔藥，再給我來(lái)杯忘情水。

Doctor, please give me a little regret, give me a cup of water to forget.

50、以后刷牙要狠小心，不能再有一次咽下漱口水。

After brushing should be very careful not to swallow his slobber again.

51、除了七仙女，誰(shuí)又會(huì)愛(ài)上賣(mài)身為奴的董永。

In addition to the seven fairies, who is falling in love with bondservants slave Dong Yong.

52、我原諒過(guò)一次的狗，結(jié)果就臟了一生的手。

I forgive once the dog, the results of a lifetime of dirty hands.

53、貪婪的愛(ài)摧毀了，撕裂了我的心扔入深淵。

The greed of love destroyed, tore my heart into the abyss.

54、我捉弄你，你捉弄他，笑過(guò)之后就一天了。

I play tricks on you, you make a fool of him, laughing after a day.

55、一切不以睡眠為目的的度周末，都是耍流氓。

All the weekend, not to sleep for the purpose of, are playing rogue.

56、人生如演戲，可是我卻演不了自己的戲！

Life is like a play, but I can't do it!

57、你愛(ài)，或者不愛(ài)我。我就在那里，死死纏著你。

You love, or don't love me. I was there, and I was clinging to you.

58、我們都是蟲(chóng)，可我是螢火蟲(chóng)。

We're all worms, but I'm a firefly.

59、你愛(ài)過(guò)狗嗎？會(huì)說(shuō)人話的那種。

Have you ever loved a dog? That kind of person who can say.

60、彩色與黑白，我只有黑白。

Color and black and white, I have only black and white.

61、別人手牽手，我手牽狗，看誰(shuí)討厭咬他幾口。

Others hand in hand, I hand pull the dog, see who hate to bite his mouth.

62、假如你敢欺騙我，我就把你欺負(fù)到騙不了我。

If you dare to cheat me, I can't fool you.

63、下輩子我要做你的心臟，至少我不跳你就得死。

The next life I want to be your heart, at least I don't jump you will die.

64、開(kāi)始習(xí)慣一個(gè)人，一個(gè)人走路，對(duì)話及生活。

Began to get used to a person, a person to walk, talk and live.

65、改變就要付出代價(jià)，付出代價(jià)就不要廢話。

Change is going to pay the price, pay the price is not nonsense.

66、走過(guò)的路，不要再走。錯(cuò)過(guò)的人，別再回頭。

Through the road, do not go. Miss people, don't look back.

67、我是鑰匙你是鎖，沒(méi)我開(kāi)鎖，你永遠(yuǎn)走不掉。

I am the key you are the lock, no I unlock, you can never walk away.

68、情路走的太多，什么樣的風(fēng)景都已經(jīng)看破。

May go too much, what kind of scenery have been through.

69、他是你老公，你是我老婆。

He is your husband, you are my wife.

70、當(dāng)腦子不開(kāi)竅的時(shí)候，姐總是在尋找驢在哪里。

When the hard nut, elder sister is always looking for where the donkey.

71、得之坦然，失之淡然，爭(zhēng)取必然，順其自然。

The calm, not indifferent, strive for the inevitable, let it be.

72、你是我見(jiàn)過(guò)最大的鉛筆了，好大的一個(gè)筆啊。

You are the biggest pencil I have ever seen.

73、愛(ài)上一個(gè)人，即使不開(kāi)心，也想要在一起。

Fall in love with a person, even if not happy, also want to be together.

74、一跟你講話，我就會(huì)傻的跟白癡是的。

A speech to you, I will be silly with the idiot is.

75、好習(xí)慣成就一生，壞習(xí)慣毀人前程。

Good habits make life, bad habits ruin people's future.

76、想從我頭上踩過(guò)去？沒(méi)門(mén)！除非你穿的是裙子。

Want to step on my head? No way！ Unless you wear a skirt.

77、別和往事過(guò)不去，因?yàn)樗�終究會(huì)過(guò)去。

Don't go with the past, because it will be in the past.

78、黑暗中，最能看清的就是自己的心。

In the dark, the most can see is his heart.

79、英雄難過(guò)美人關(guān)，我不是英雄，美人讓我過(guò)了關(guān)。

Hero sad beauty off, I am not a hero, beauty let me off.

80、我總覺(jué)得自己的性格不適合上班，只適合拿工資。

I always feel that their personality is not suitable for work, only for wages.