1、樹愈靜而風(fēng)不止，我愈戀而他不在。

The trees are still and the wind is blowing, the more I love him, he is not in the.

2、用嘻哈的藍(lán)調(diào)精神來過二胡一樣的生活。

With the spirit of hip-hop Blues came to life like erhu.

3、我又不是人民幣，怎么能讓人人都喜歡我？

I am not the RMB, how can let everyone like me?

4、苦笑的確可以令人放松，放松到老淚縱橫。

Smile can really relax, relax to the The old man wept bitterly.

5、沒有醫(yī)保和壽險的，天黑后不要見義勇為。

No medical insurance and life insurance, not courageous after dark.

6、我又不是人民幣，怎么能讓人人都喜歡我？

I am not the RMB, how can let everyone like me?

7、念了十幾年書，想起來還是幼兒園比較好混！

Read more than ten years, think it is better to have a good kindergarten mix!

8、陽光溫?zé)幔瑲q月靜好，你還不來，我怎敢老去?

The sun warm, quiet years, you still don't come, how can I get old?

9、喝藥遞瓶，上吊給繩，跳樓的揮著小手絹送行。

Drink the medicine delivery bottles, hanging to the rope, jumping off a small handkerchief.

10、你有什么不開心的事？說出來讓大家開心一下。

Do you have anything that is not fun? Tell them to make you happy.

11、間歇性郁悶癥發(fā)作期間，生人勿擾，熟人勿找。

Intermittent dePssion during an attack, strangers if you do not find acquaintances.

12、我以神的姿態(tài)，閃耀在這美的瞬間，凡人勿擾。

I in God's attitude, shine in this beautiful moment, man not faze.

13、請不要把我對你的容忍，當(dāng)成你不要臉的資本。

Please do not put me on your tolerance, as you shameless capital.

14、陽光溫?zé)幔瑲q月靜好，你還不來，我怎敢老去？

The sun warm, quiet years, you still don't come, how can I get old?

15、旅游，是去放松心情。而旅行，是去邂逅心靈。

Travel, is to relax. And travel, is to meet the soul.

16、作為一個怪獸，我的愿望是至少消滅一個奧特曼。

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

17、多看娛樂可以讓自己思維更活躍，注意要跟上潮流。

Watching more entertainment can make their thinking more active, pay attention to keep up with the trend.

18、我以為我很頹廢，今天我才知道，原來我早報廢了。

I thought I was very decadent, today I just know, originally my morning paper waste.

19、執(zhí)子之手，將子拖走。子說不走，好吧，關(guān)門放狗！

Holding the hand of the son, the son will be towed away. Son said not to go, all right, close the door to put the dog!

20、水的清澈，不是因?yàn)樗�不含雜質(zhì)，而是在于懂得沉淀。

The water is clear, not because it does not contain impurities, but is to understand the Pcipitation.

21、小時候，微笑是一種心情，長大后，微笑是一種表情。

When I was young, smile is a kind of mood. When I grow up, smile is a kind of exPssion.

22、我是你轉(zhuǎn)身就忘的路人甲，憑什么陪你蹉跎年華到天涯？

I am you turned forget a passer-by, with what accompany you waste time to the end?

23、目的地是哪里并不重要，重要的是感受過程和放松心情！

Where the destination is not important, it is important to feel the process and relax!

24、諸葛亮出山前也沒帶過兵啊，你們憑啥要我有工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)。

Zhu Geliang didn't take out before the soldier ah, you work with what I have experienced.

25、幸福是什么幸福就是你吃魚，我吃肉，看著別人啃骨頭。

Happiness is what happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others chew bones.

26、生活就像宋祖德的嘴，你永遠(yuǎn)都不知道下一個倒霉的會是誰。

Life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who will be the next one.

27、少年不胡作妄為，大膽放肆，試問老年時哪來的題材話當(dāng)年。

The young do not Hu, audacity, ask old age in which subjects words.

28、思念不能自已，痛苦不能自理，結(jié)果不能自取，幸福不能自予。

Miss lose self-control, pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not himself, not to the happiness.

29、鐵杵能磨成針，但木杵只能磨成牙簽，材料不對，再努力也沒用。

Iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can be ground into a toothpick, not material, then it was no use trying to.

30、有空學(xué)風(fēng)水去，死后占個好墓也算彌補(bǔ)了生前買不起好房的遺憾。

Feng Shui to learn to learn, after the death of a good tomb also make up for the regret that he can not afford to buy a good room before.

31、心情不好的時候，不吵不鬧，聽聽音樂，放松心情，然后睡一覺。

When you are in a bad mood, don't quarrel, listen to music, relax, and then sleep.

32、有車有房是穩(wěn)定的基礎(chǔ)，是騰達(dá)的契機(jī)，抓住了繼續(xù)加速的前行。

There is a car room is a stable foundation, is an opportunity to seize the opportunity to continue to accelerate the advance of Tengda.

33、如果你注定不能給予我期待的回應(yīng)。那么就保持在安全距離之外吧！

If you are not destined to give me a response. Then keep it at a safe distance!

34、父母更年期陪他一起度過，且寬容的看待一切，你也會有這么一天。

Parents spend the day with him, and tolerance of all, you will have such a day.

35、于是在這個人群滿滿的偌大都市，我們以同樣的心情固執(zhí)的孤單著。

So in this crowd full big city, we are in the same mood stubborn lonely.

36、仇恨永遠(yuǎn)不能化解仇恨，只有慈悲才能化解仇恨，這是永恒的至理。

Hatred is never overcome hatred, only compassion can overcome hatred, this is an eternal truth.

37、過去是經(jīng)歷，現(xiàn)在是嘗試，未來是期待。經(jīng)歷過，嘗試著，就有期待。

The past is experience, now is to try, the future is looking forward to. Experience, try, there is hope.

38、被特別在乎的人忽略，會很難過，而更難過的是你還要裝作你不在乎。

Being particularly concerned about people ignore, will be very sad, and even more sad is that you have to Ptend that you do not care.

39、世界上最遠(yuǎn)的距離，不是愛，不是恨，而是熟悉的人，漸漸變得陌生。

The farthest distance in the world, is not love, not hate, but familiar with people, gradually become unfamiliar.

40、我們用雙手緊緊地握別，讓感覺在手中輕輕撩過，共享一份難忘的溫馨。

We shake hands firmly with both hands, let the feeling in the hands gently brushed, sharing an unforgettable warmth.

41、年輕的時候，我們常常沖著鏡子做鬼臉；年老的時候，鏡子算是扯平了。

When young, we often make a face in the mirror; when you are old, the mirror is even.

42、我早已能勇敢地面對失去你的生活,早已習(xí)慣在一個人的夜晚微笑著想你。

I have been brave enough to face the loss of your life, have long been accustomed to a person's night smile think of you.

43、真正的愛情不是一時好感，而是明明知道沒結(jié)果，還想要堅持下去的沖動。

True love is not a moment of goodwill, but clearly know no results, but also want to stick to the impulse.

44、很多人說婚姻是愛情的墳?zāi)�，但是能夠入土為安的愛情總比暴尸街頭要好。

Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be laid to rest is better than storm the streets.

45、有時候，直到一些珍貴的時刻成為了回憶，你才會真正意識到它的價值所在。

Sometimes, until some Pcious time becomes a memory, you will realize the value of it.

46、據(jù)說，人只有兩個選擇，忙著死或是忙著活，我想我有了第三種選擇：忙著等死。

It is said that there are only two choices, busy dying or busy living, I think I have third options: busy waiting for death.

47、放棄與放手的區(qū)別：放棄是犧牲本來屬于你的，而放手是放下那些從來不是你的。

The difference between giving up and letting go is that giving up is sacrificing what is yours, and letting go is to let go of those things that are never yours.

48、別離的淚水，為記憶的長河增添新的浪花;別離的祝福，為再一次相聚拉開了序幕。

Parting of the tears, for the long river of memory to add a new spray; parting blessing, for once again together began a Plude.

49、西游記告訴我們：凡是有后臺的妖怪都被接走了，凡是沒后臺的都被一棒子打死了。

Journey to the West tells us: those who have the background of the monsters have been picked up, those who have no background and killed by a stick.

50、小時候我以為自己長大后可以拯救整個世界，等長大后才發(fā)現(xiàn)整個世界都拯救不了我。

When I was young, I thought I could save the whole world when I grow up, and when I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

51、擠公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多種體育和健身項目于一體的綜合性運(yùn)動。

Crowded bus is a comPhensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects in one.

52、我們不得不分離，輕聲地說聲再見，心里存著感謝，感謝你曾給過我一份深厚的情誼。

We have to separate, quietly say goodbye, thank you in my heart, thank you once gave me a deep friendship.

53、如果你準(zhǔn)備結(jié)婚的話，告訴你一句非常重要的哲學(xué)名言，你一定要忍耐包容對方的缺點(diǎn)。

If you are ready to get married, tell you a very important philosophical saying, you must bear with each other's shortcomings.

54、在這個紛繞的世俗世界里，能夠?qū)W會用一顆平常的心去對待周圍的一切，也是一種境界。

In the secular world, can learn to use a normal heart to treat all around, is also a kind of realm.

55、有的人與人之間的相遇就像是流星，瞬間迸發(fā)出令人羨慕的火花，卻注定只是匆匆而過。

Some of the encounters between people is like a meteor, sudden spark of envy, but is being in love with you.

56、向魚問水，向馬問路，向神佛打聽我一生的出處，而我呀，我是疼在誰心頭的一?塵土。

Asked the water to fish, to the horse for god Buddha to ask me about my life. And I, ah, I am who pain in the heart of a pile of dust.

57、不成熟男人的標(biāo)志是可以為了理想壯烈的犧牲，成熟男人的標(biāo)志的可以為了理想卑賤的活著。

Not the mark of the mature man is the ideal heroic sacrifice for, the mark of the mature man can to ideal vile live.

58、最大限度的學(xué)習(xí)賺錢的本領(lǐng)，錢是一個人活著的根本，是做人的尊嚴(yán)，沒有錢是萬萬不能的。

To maximize the ability to learn to make money, money is a fundamental human life, is the dignity of human life, no money is absolutely not.

59、多想某天醒來睜開眼，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己坐在小學(xué)教室的課桌椅上。老師擲來的粉筆頭正好打在額頭上。

I want to wake up one day to open my eyes and find myself sitting on the desk and chair in the primary school. The teacher threw the chalk head just right on his forehead.

60、再過幾十年我們來相會，送到火葬場全部燒成灰你一堆我一堆誰也不認(rèn)識誰全部送到農(nóng)村做化肥。

After a few years we have to meet, sent to the crematorium all burning ash a bunch of you I a bunch of who also don't know who all sent to the countryside to make the chemical fertilizer.

61、當(dāng)生活心懷歹毒地將一切都搞成了黑色幽默，我順?biāo)�推舟把自己變成了一個受過高等教育的流氓。

When life spiteful everything into black humor, I yielded to themselves into a highly educated rogue.

62、聽人家說話要有耐心，再不愿意聽也不要隨意打斷人家的訴說，也許你能從別人的訴說中獲得教訓(xùn)。

Listen to others talk to be patient, do not want to listen to and do not want to interrupt others at will, maybe you can learn from others to get a lesson.

63、用善意的心情去理解別人的話，會讓世界單純美好容易。世界如此之大，我卻能幸運(yùn)地遇見一些人。

With good intentions to understand other people's words, will make the world a better and easier. The world is so big, I can be lucky to meet some people.