1、爺?shù)膼勰阌肋h不會懂。

I love you will never understand.

2、泡妞就像釣魚，要全面撒網(wǎng)，重點培養(yǎng)。

Girls like fishing, should be comPhensive, focus on training.

3、若我的離開可以換來你的笑容,那你還是哭吧。

If I leave can change your smile, then you still cry.

4、快樂自己給，活給自己看。

Happy to give, to live to see.

5、用一只黑色鉛筆畫一出舞臺默劇。

Draw a mime stage with a black pencil.

6、瀟灑乃我本性，帥是命中注定。

Natural and unrestrained is my nature, handsome is destined to.

7、這個社會沒有對與錯，只有強與弱。

There is no right and wrong in this society, only the strong and the weak.

8、若要夢想實現(xiàn)，先從夢中醒來。

If you want to realize the dream, to wake up from the dream.

9、我最不喜歡等，因為這個期限永遠都是個未知數(shù)。

I don't like to wait, because the deadline is always unknown.

10、連我最信任的人都在變化給我看。

Even my most trusted people are changing to me.

11、心的沉淀，靈魂的升華。

The Pcipitation of the heart, the sublimation of the soul.

12、不要用邇的貞操來?，邇會后悔的。

Don't use your virginity to lure me, you will regret it.

13、永遠接受不了在乎的人就這樣無聲無息的離開。

Always can not accept people who care so soundless and stirless leave.

14、女子無才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。

Germany is the only woman, I must be too wicked.

15、我這人不懂音樂，所以時而不靠譜，時而不著調。

I this person does not know the music, therefore sometimes does not depend on the spectrum, sometimes does not adjust.

16、您復雜的五官，掩飾不了您樸素的智商。

Your complex facial features, can not cover up your simple iq.

17、當你有勇氣把長發(fā)剪成短發(fā)你就有勇氣放棄過去。

When you have the courage to long hair cut short hair you have the courage to give up the past.

18、以后的路還長、指不定誰輝煌。

The future of the road is still long, who can not be brilliant.

19、我只是一個瘋子，總有那么幾天發(fā)病期，請別介意。

I'm just a madman, there are always a few days in the period of onset, please do not mind.

20、有時候，轉身離開要好過假裝若無其事的堅持。

Sometimes, walking away is better than to insist on.

21、面對美好的未來不如面對殘酷的現(xiàn)在。

Faced with a better future than to face the cruel now.

22、你只是一個夢，美好的一切是虛幻的。

You're just a dream, a beautiful everything is illusory.

23、也許會有一個人因為你的一個無心承諾辛苦一輩子。

Maybe there will be a person because of your commitment to a lifetime of hard work.

24、只要有勇氣，整片藍天便是你的。

As long as you have the courage, the whole piece of blue sky is yours.

25、別以為你從石頭里蹦出來就成了美猴王了。

Don't think you jumped out from a stone became Monkey King.

26、大起大落時看清朋友，有錢沒錢時看清女人。

See change radically friends, there is money to see the woman.

27、有時候，重新開始，只是一個階段而已！

Sometimes, it's just a stage to start again!

28、我們的十七歲，好像不過才是去年的事。

We are seventeen years old, but it's just last year.

29、真正的勇氣不是壓倒一切，而是不被一切壓倒。

The true courage is not to overcome everything, but not to be overwhelmed by everything.

30、每個男人都是色狼，不是色狼的男人是色盲。

Every man is not lady-killer, lady-killer man is blind.

31、我愛你的心一定，以愛的的心和未愛的心。

I love your heart to be sure, with the heart of love and the heart of love.

32、我不是不愛了只是不想再患得患失。

I'm not love just don't want to worry about personal gains and losses.

33、哥從來都不說人話，哥說的一直都是神話。

Brother never said people, I have always been a myth.

34、你不要用眼電我，因為我的眼鏡是絕緣的。

You don't have to power me, because my glasses are insulated.

35、年輕沒有失敗，自信創(chuàng)造精彩。

Young did not fail, self-confidence to create exciting.

36、所謂的低調只不過是放低姿態(tài)的高調罷了。

The so-called low-key just to put a high-profile, low profile.

37、誰他二大爺?shù)母嬖V我諾基亞能砸核桃，現(xiàn)在黑屏了。

Who the two uncle told me NOKIA can hit the black walnut, now.

38、別人笑我太淫蕩，我笑他人不開放。

Others laugh at me too much, I laugh others not open.

39、有些事不怕做錯，只因怕錯過。

Some things are not afraid of doing something wrong, only for fear of missing.

40、與其用淚水悔恨今天，不如用汗水拼搏今天。

With their tears and regrets today, as with sweat hard today.

41、別給我說對不起，不原諒你好像還是我的錯。

Don't say sorry to me, I don't forgive you as if it was my fault.

42、我假裝一切都好，假裝你還愛我到世界顛倒。

I Ptend that everything is okay, Ptend you still love me to the world upside down.

43、唉~這人要是一沒正形，連頭痛都是偏的。

Oh ~ this person if not conformal, even the headache is partial.

44、別拿你的性格挑戰(zhàn)我的牌

Don't use your character to challenge my card.

45、沒完沒了的工作，就是為了明日復明日的生活。

Endless work, just for tomorrow's life.

46、你有拋棄我的權利、我有讓你后悔的實力。

You have the right to abandon me, I have to let you regret the strength.

47、時間幾乎會愈合所有事情，請給時間一點時間。

Time heals almost everything, give time a little time.

48、生活就是一個不斷發(fā)現(xiàn)自己以前是傻逼的過程。

Life is a continuous process Pviously found themselves idiot.

49、命運是改變不了的，改變自己才能決定命運。

Fate can not be changed, to change their own destiny.

50、機會，有時候可能就是一列失不再來的末班車。

Opportunities, sometimes may be the last train to lose.

51、從什么時候開始，我的心里已經沒有你的位置了。

Since when, I have no place in my heart.

52、我真的需要歷練，只有經歷過才懂得。

I really need to experience, experienced only know.

53、我們始終都在練習微笑，終于變成不敢哭的人。

We always practice smiling, and finally become the person who can't cry.

54、哭給自己聽，笑給別人看，這就是所謂的人生。

Cry for yourself, laugh for others to see, this is the so-called life.

55、現(xiàn)在我想要自由天空，遠離這個被捆綁的世界。

Now I want to free the sky, far away from the bound of the world.

56、當所有人都低調的時候，你可以高調，但不能跑調。

When everyone is low-key, you can be a high profile, but can not run tune.

57、在我離開的那一刻，忘記我，也希望我能忘記你。

In the moment I left, forget me, also hope that I can forget you.

58、人要對自己好一點，因為一輩子很短。

People want to own a little better, because a lifetime is very short.

59、為了避免家庭，于是我決定不結婚。

In order to avoid family violence, I decided not to get married.

60、別和我搶東西，雖然我不會撒嬌，但我會玩摔跤。

Don't grab something and I, although I am not spoiled, but I will play wrestling.

61、下輩子做你的心臟，我不跳，你就得死。

The next life to be your heart, I do not jump, you have to die.

62、當?的生命陷入輪回里，唯一不變的記憶就是?。

When I fall into the life cycle, the only constant memory is you.

63、命運可以剝奪人的財富，卻無法剝奪人的勇氣。

Fate can deprive people of their wealth, but can not deprive people of the courage.

64、今天放盡悲傷，明天過后選擇好好過。

Today put all the sorrow, after tomorrow, choose a good too.

65、別沮喪，生活就像心電圖，一帆風順就證明你掛了。

Don't be dePssed, life is like an electrocardiogram, and it's all plain sailing.

66、女人如衣服，哥穿的是一般男人永遠穿不起的牌子。

Women such as clothes, brother wear is a general man can never wear the brand.

67、和其實是一樣的，一個是批發(fā)一個是零售。

Small three and a bitch is actually the same, one is a wholesale retail.

68、有朝一日虎歸山，必將血染半邊天！

Tiger will some day in the future, ensanguined sky!

69、化妝前他說借過，化妝后他說美女，我們是否見過。

He said before the make-up, after make-up, he said beauty, we have seen.

70、這個世界除了你，再不會有人這樣讓我堅定到失控。

This world in addition to you, no one will let me firm to control.

71、說了晚安去睡的人、往往半小時以后還在得瑟。

People who say good night, often half an hour later still proud.

72、我不是冷漠而是孤獨，你給的孤獨。

I'm not cold but lonely, you give the lonely.

73、一早起來，我以為我長大了。原來是，被子蓋橫了。

Early in the morning, I thought I was growing up. Originally, the quilt cover horizontal.

74、我要的不是三分熱度，別拿你的二手情話敷衍我。

I don't want three minutes, don't you love me second.

75、無聊的人沒事的時候，可以在操場放個屁，追著跑。

Bored people are all right, you can put a fart in the playground, running after.